To Go Dutch


















To Go Dutch


If the shoe fits wear it

Do you have cold feet

Or ants in your pants

Maybe you are a Johnny

Come lately and

Once in a blue moon

Are you not on the wagon?


I want no monkey business

If you’re not a Mickey

Let’s talk turkey

To not shoot a line

I’ve made a red-letter sign

On all red herrings

Following all false roads

During reading they all applaud


No need to say it twice

That cuts no ice

Let’s rather go out of the dungeon

And put cats among the pigeons